...........aur tumne phone kaat diya tha.

Dr Neeraj Kumar ke liye..........



main apne aap se woob gaya hun....
aisa socha nahi
mujhe aisa laga.

baahar aaya
aur tumhe phone laga diya
tumne phone kaat diya
bheetar wapas gaya
aur phir laga
main apne aap se woob gaya hun.

ab tak tumhara phone aa gaya
haan kya baat thi?
pahle socha na kahun
phir socha kyon na kahun?
tum kahti rahti ho
mujhe har cheez bata diya karo
aur maine kah diya
main khud se woob gaya hun!!

paagal ho gaye ho?
nahi to
phir aisa kyon sochte ho?
kaisa?
ki apne se woob gaya hun?
kitne paaglon ko jaanti ho
jo apne se woob gaye hain?

dekho
tumhari ghanti aayi thi
main kuch zaruri kaam kar rahi thi
kaat di
phir socha
shaayad tumne kisi zaruri kaam se phone kiya ho?
isliye dobara se kar liya
to kaat do!
kya?
phone!


















kyon?
maine kuch bhi zaruri batane ke liye phone nahi kiya tha?

tum chhoti see baat ka bura maante ho
maine kab maana?
abhi!
naa
main to apne aap se woob gaya hun
socha....sabse pahle tumhe bata doon....






kal mujhse aake milo
sab sahi ho jaayega
kuch kharab kab hua?
jo theek hoga
zindgi waisee kee waisee hai.

tumne shave kee!
nahi.
kyon?
har paanch minute mein badh jaati hai.
kal mujhse milne aate waqt karoge?
nahi....nahi karoonga.
belt bhi nahi lagaoonga
bilkul taiyaar nahi hoonga...

kyon?
duniya achchi nahi lagti kya?
achchi lagti hai!
kai baar bahut achchi lagti hai..
uske paas naukri hai
formal shirts hain
tie hai
polishd joote hain
polishd language hai
combed hair hai













style hai..
bolne,chalne aur behave karne ki.

tumhare paas bhi to ye saari cheezen hain!
tum hans dee
naa maine saari utaar ke kone mein rakh dee hai....
tum aur tej hansi
tum poore paagal ho...
main paagal hota to apne se kaise woobta?

faaltu baatein baad mein
kal tum mujhse milne aa rahe ho..bas!
bas!....aur tumne phone kaat diya.

phone ki ghanti baj rahi thi
utha ke phone kaan pe lagaya..
tumne daanta.....
kitni der se tumhara phone try kar rahi hoon?
ek baar mein uthate kyon nahi ho..
mujhe jhapki aa gayi thi......
shaam ke 4 baje hee tumhe jhapki aati hai..
achcha bhaag ke aao..
main tumhe kisi se milwana chahti hoon....
D......dddddddddd
main kuch nahi sunna chahti....
aur haan SHAVE karke aana.

aur tumne phone kaat diya tha.